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maybe someone somewhere here will find this interesting... [07 Jan 2005|04:32pm]
trentdackmin
hello! my name is ben or trent or whatever,
and i have just started a new community on livejournal entitled catchphrases.

the idea of it is to get people from all over to come together
and share the catchphrases that they find themselves using in their own lives.

membership is at an all time low, meaning just me as of this post...
but i have big plans and even bigger dreams for it!

so if this sounds interesting to you, please join
and post any catchphrases you regularly hear or say,
and maybe someday we can have, like, 10 members,
and then we can all get some new phrases in our lives.

thank you for your time.
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[22 Nov 2004|01:55am]

yeah_so_what
join pretty_lesbians, and check out some hot chicks, who are hot on the inside.
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[18 Aug 2004|01:46pm]
_ohsoscandalous
join _fuckingrad
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Mwuaha [08 Feb 2004|09:39am]

outofthenorm
http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/

Just check it out. It's fun. And while you're at it

http://www.rathergood.com/spoonguard/

This community is so dull. Somebody should do something exciting. I would, but I'm just too lazy.
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hi. here's something [05 Feb 2004|07:07pm]
darkjen
http://clarkson.edu/~wirkusf/stfu.swf
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And for my first post: [25 Dec 2003|03:17pm]

outofthenorm
Hey guys, just joined. Heres a hello gift, from me to you:

http://members.cox.net/impunity/endofworld.swf
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[22 Aug 2003|07:49pm]

fracturedme


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[07 Jun 2003|07:36pm]

godforbid
[ mood | giggly ]



lovely pictures from engrish.com...bwuahahaCollapse )

hello rabbi...lmfao-- oh man. i love engrish.com. seriously.

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[03 Jun 2003|08:21am]

a1bold
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever,
because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever,
but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," --
Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.


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[21 May 2003|09:03am]

petfooinct
[ mood | good ]

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proving I can take a joke as well [18 May 2003|07:24am]

petfooinct
[ mood | calm ]

Dogs and Men

How Dogs and Men Are the Same

1. Both take up too much space on the bed.
2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
3. Both mark their territory.
4. Neither tells you what's bothering them.
5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
6. Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.
7. Neither does any dishes.
8. Both fart shamelessly.
9. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
10. Both like dominance games.
11. Both are suspicious of the postman.
12. Neither understands what you see in cats.

How Dogs Are Better Than Men

1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.
3. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.
4. Dogs admit when they're jealous.
5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
6. Dogs do not play games with you, except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw).
7. You can train a dog.
8. Dogs are easy to buy for.
9. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas (OK, really, the worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it and you can kill the one that gives it to you).
10. Dogs understand what "no" means.
11. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.

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illegal contact [17 May 2003|09:21am]

petfooinct
[ mood | content ]

title or description

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stiff posting [16 May 2003|08:49am]

petfooinct
[ mood | aggravated ]

title or description

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little o bare with me still new posting pics [16 May 2003|06:47am]

petfooinct
[ mood | okay ]

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[15 May 2003|03:46pm]

godforbid
[ mood | giggly ]

click

AHAHAHA...wolverine's lesson plan gets SHOT DOWN by xavier...oh man. hilarity for the xmen fans =p

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[13 May 2003|03:02am]

godforbid
[ mood | sleepy ]



oh man.

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[13 May 2003|01:53am]

godforbid
[ mood | amused ]

http://www.bbspot.com/News/2000/7/new_macs.html

BWUAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!

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[11 May 2003|09:49am]

godforbid
[ mood | relaxed ]

here's a topic for ya- really stupid but funny jokes. stuff that is supposed to amuse little children, but that for some reason still makes you snort milk out your nose (or, if you're my friend alexia, it's lemonade out your nose). here's one...

so two muffins are in a pan in the oven.
it's really warm, understandably.
so one muffin turns to the other and says,
"hot enough for ya?"
the other muffin looks at the first muffin and screams,
"OH MY GOD! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

*giggles*

i know it's stupid. but i love it;) so go ahead and post some of your stupid jokes, we could always use some more =p lol

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[09 May 2003|11:18am]

godforbid
[ mood | awake ]





BWUAHAHAHAHAHAH.

well i thought they were funny. in poor taste, yes. but also highly amusing. =p

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randomness [08 May 2003|09:22pm]

myztic_beauty
[ mood | full ]

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