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here's a topic for ya- really stupid but funny jokes. stuff that is supposed to amuse little children, but that for some reason still makes you snort milk out your nose (or, if you're my friend alexia, it's lemonade out your nose). here's one...

so two muffins are in a pan in the oven.
it's really warm, understandably.
so one muffin turns to the other and says,
"hot enough for ya?"
the other muffin looks at the first muffin and screams,
"OH MY GOD! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

*giggles*

i know it's stupid. but i love it;) so go ahead and post some of your stupid jokes, we could always use some more =p lol
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