Angie (a1bold) wrote in cerealboxprizes,

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever,
because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever,
but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," --
Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the
world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but
not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of
your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson
for a federal anti smoking campaign.
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," --
Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates
in the country," -- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities
in our air and water that are doing it." -- Al Gore, Vice President
"It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or
another" -- George Bush, US President
"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we
need?" -- Lee Iacocca
"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like
Norman Einstein." -- Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports
"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of
people." --Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." -- Bill Clinton,
"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." â?" Al
Gore, VP
"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we
received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply
if there is a change in your circumstances." -- Department of Social
Services, Greenville, South Carolina
"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they
go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next
morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." -- Mark S. Fowler,
FCC Chairman Good.>
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